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(Closed) FUNNY on the web dating tales! POST YOURS! 😀 So I’ve been after the on line dating success thread

Therefore I’ve been following the web dating success thread.

The like okay Cupid, a man from my old school that is high down by stating that i went to HS along with his sister. He seemed super dorky and benign but notably embarrassing (of note, our company is both Chinese). Back at my profile it said I’d love to learn was and spanish thinking about someone whom could show me personally. also it went like this…For MONTHS in which he will never DISAPPEAR.

Man: which means you enjoy it South associated with the Border, eh?

Man: you prefer dudes from Southern associated with the Border (SOB).

Man: therefore can it be because Asian dudes don’t have much taking place Southern regarding the Border?

Man: you realize, Asian chicks these days just don’t want up to now Asian dudes any longer, is it as a result of just just what we’ve got SOB?

Me personally (aggravated): NO, IT IS WHAT YOU HAVE SOB THAT MAKES GIRLS NOT WANT TO DATE YOU, YOU ARE MISSING SOMETHING BIG HERE IF YOU THINK.

Man: Don’t worry i will be satisfied with what’s Southern of the BORDER. Don’t get all upset, it is ok if you want the CHORIZO rather than the LAP CHEUNG (a kind of sweet sausage that is chinese, I’ve got this determined.

Guy: therefore, when are we dinner that is getting?

and thus it proceeded…

LOL. It absolutely was infuriating during the right time but i do believe right straight back and understand exactly exactly how ridiculously funny it absolutely was…

We do not have tales to ad.. nonetheless it ended up being funny, compatible partners in a kind that is creapy of!

This 1 man and I also didn’t “click” romantically, but are both pet fans so for WEEKS we simply sent one another images of our kitties. It had been variety of good to possess somebody who cared the maximum amount of in regards to the things that are cute kitty does when I do haha. He stopped texting two weeks ago, presuming he probably discovered anyone to date finally.

Additionally, we inadvertently came across the profile of the coworker. I became taking a look at the image thinking the man seemed familiar (guy is utilizing MAD old photos) and instantly it clicked and I ended up being like “GET AWAY BREAK FREE!!”

He provided me with some strange takes care of (and def visited my profile right back), but we never pointed out it to one another and both of us are actually in relationships and (i suppose for him) no further utilize the web web web site.

Additionally – I would personally positively report that man to OkCupid for harassment. That isn’t cool at all. Anybody and every person whom delivered me material like this got obstructed and reported.

@gut_feeling: Lol well apart from the handful of dudes we pointed out, In addition had one steal my shirt. We went up to their destination a few times for lunch and I also drank an excessive amount of wine the very last time I became here and didn’t wanna drive house, he gave me some clothes to sleep in so I stayed the night and. He attempted to fall asleep beside me and I also ended up beingn’t involved with it, so each morning i acquired dressed and forgot to place my top on over my tank top and left it in their bathroom. We texted him about any of it in which he said he’d keep hold of it in my situation and that he had been looking towards seeing me personally once again listed here weekend. Well, I texted him some more times and then he didn’t anymore answer me. Evidently he had been pissed off we didn’t sleep with him and chose to keep my top lol. It absolutely was certainly one of my favorite tops too 🙁

I’ve never tried online dating myself…. However some of my buddies have actually, and I also understand my father has too.

Evidently, my close friends mother found my dad’s profile on a single associated with the internet internet sites. It traumatized her, and she had been therefore mortified she promptly removed her profile. We thought it was hilarious, whilst still being want to tease her sometimes about how exactly she might have been my brand brand new mommy.

My individual favorite could be the man on match that sent me personally a note that consisted merely of “i must say i wish to clean your own hair.” Hilarious/creepy all in a single.